"The Professor” - (PHDribbles at AnkleBreakerU) legendary instructor at Spylt who once TP-ed an entire neighborhood single-handedly in one night.The Professor teaches students how to one-ply, two-ply, and A-ply themselves in the real world.

The lovable educator in charge of the Quench and Quest libation program at Spylt Academy. Professor C. teaches that glasses full of caffeinated milk and classes full of fun promote superior learning.

aka "The dapper dean of dairy." This bow tie wearing educator brings a wealth of knowledge in advanced shenanigans and general tom foolery. "Remember there is no I in Team or SPYLT

ThatWasEpic - affectionately dubbed the "Juan and only" by colleagues, is a dedicated educator who prioritizes pranks over shortcuts. Armed with a Masters in Pranking from JokesOnU, Juan prepares students for an epic life journey.

ThatWasEpic - affectionately dubbed the "Juan and only" by colleagues, is a dedicated educator who prioritizes pranks over shortcuts. Armed with a Masters in Pranking from JokesOnU, Juan prepares students for an epic life journey.

aka Dr. Decks was instrumental in bringing a skate ramp to Spylt Academy, despite the naysayers who wanted to spend the funds on "books." Professor Bryce may ride regular, but her classes are delightfully goofy.